A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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