- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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