- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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