- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

elen degeneres is straight....

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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