- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

elen degeneres is straight....

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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