Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

what do u call a black person by his name

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

its all aodhan

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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