- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Penis

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

whats 69+2? 71

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