Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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