- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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