- Anti Joke

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.