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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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