Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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