Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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tee hee

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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UP

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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