- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

People Order Our Patties

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

run farther?

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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