If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Weed.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

A man killed himself.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

I'm hungry.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Women's rights

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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