What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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