Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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butt sex

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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http://richardfigures.com/

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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You're tall.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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