- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

You're tall.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Politics

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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