- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

its snowing on mount fuji

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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