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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

L's I's that took Viagra.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am