- Anti Joke

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name