An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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