what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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black people

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Anti Joke

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