- Anti Joke

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!