- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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