Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

a horse nibbled a baby

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

fava beans

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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