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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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boo

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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oooh look a banshee

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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