- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

My children are mistakes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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