What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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