If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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