whats 69+2? 71

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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