- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

oooh look a banshee

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??