Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Christianity

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out of your comfort zone

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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