Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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