- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

I'm sn otter

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

No thank you, I don't like violence

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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