Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Anything involving women..

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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whats white and sticky glue

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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