- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Do you love me? No.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt