Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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5 people are walking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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I have suicidal thoughts

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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