- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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