why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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