- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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