Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Your dads dead. lol

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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try slamming a revolving door

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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