TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Neither have I

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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