- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Neither have I

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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