Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Health food.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What's 9+10? 19

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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