A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Im black

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

A man... walks.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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