What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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