A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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LIFE :(

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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The NBA and womens sports

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Anti Joke

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