Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Take this and put it- No.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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