- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Take this and put it- No.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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