- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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