Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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