what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Fart

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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this is not a joke.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Women's rights

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why was the woman?

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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