- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

This one time at band camp....

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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