My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Your biggest fan.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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