- Anti Joke

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What does two plus two equal? 4

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.