- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

My parents have an open marriage.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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