- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Whats the difference between a frog?

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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