A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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whats a willy? -brock

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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There's my tractor.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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