A chicken walks into a barn.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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