Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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