This is not a joke

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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TIMMAH!

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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