- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

This one time at band camp....

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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