What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Gingers.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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The Christian Bible.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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