- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Justin Beiber

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Womens' sports

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

A chicken walks into a barn.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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