- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

It smells like triangles in here.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Autism speaks but not really

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

You know what's catchy? A cold

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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