- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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