If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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