- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person walks out of KFC

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Cripples are lame.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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