- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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