Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Why did the dog eat poop?

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What comes after 69? 70

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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