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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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YOU

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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