- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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