What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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