- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

what is a bracket? a bracket

josh roberts got the d in geog

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

A man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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