- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

balls

purple pickles

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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