- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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