- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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