- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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