- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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