A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Your Mom

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

leon harney ya pikey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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