whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

roses are red, violets are violet.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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