- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

whats long and stretchy? elastic

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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