Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Justin's hair

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

hey, my names mark.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

What is the meaning of life? 42

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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