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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.