What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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