kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Women's Rights

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

I just found out i have cancer.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

kcuf read it backwards

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

men's rights.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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