Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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