- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Once upon a time, The end.

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