Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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