Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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i dont like attention whores lol

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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