- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Hillary Clinton

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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