- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Christian Bible.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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