a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

How come anti jokes r funny

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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