Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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