Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

How come anti jokes r funny

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Your biggest fan.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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