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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

elen degeneres is straight....

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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