- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.