Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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these are shit

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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