A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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